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  1. Hoy me he levantado
    Y he visto que tengo uñas
    Que la picha se me empina
    Y, por detrás, tengo una hucha
    Y me he rasca'o los huevos
    Y me he meti'o en la ducha
    Y he pensa'o tras un buen cuesco
    Que la vida es cojonuda
    Me he toma'o un café y un cruasán de anteayer
    Me he fuma'o un piti de pueblo y he caga'o un zurullo diez
    Y me he asoma'o al balcón
    Y he visto bragas tendi'as
    Y a un abuelo superhéroe
    Cómo me mola la vida
    Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
    Flipando con el cielo y sus colores
    Hoy me siento un puto hombre de hierro
    Que se caga en el paro y en sus muertos
    Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
    Flipando con el mundo y sus olores
    Hoy me siento un puto hombre de acero
    Que se caga en el Rey y en to's sus yernos
    Llega el mediodía y me siento aún mejor
    Un papeo que te cagas y una siesta del tirón
    Pero, antes, un polvete y, si no, me apaño yo
    Pero, al final de la corrida, disfrutando de la vida
    Se acerca la noche y entro en éxtasis total
    Todavía tengo dientes y una lengua pa' gritar
    Y me echo unas birritas y me pongo a divagar
    Que a pesar de tanta mierda, aún estoy vivo pa' luchar
    Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
    Flipando con el cielo y sus colores
    Hoy me siento un puto hombre de hierro
  2. @JanSmite Todo eso está bien, pero no te he visto en la reunión del sábado de objetivos.
    Esta semana toca censurar el grafeno y el motor de hidrógeno, el primero no ha pagado la tasa y el segundo es por un tema promocional de BP.
    Te mando la carta el lunes con la lista de usuarios a odiar.

    Uy, ¿esto no era un privado?
  3. VIERNEEEEEEEEEES :->
    HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS CON SUDADERA QUE LLEGA EL FRESQUICO :->



    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:
  4. Me colé por tu puerta de atrás sin hacer apenas ruido
    Y desplegué lo que sé de papiroflexia en tu alma de cartón
    Y te sigo tatuando con besos de niño
    Las palabras que te hagan camino
    Cuando yo sólo sea un recuerdo
    Que se cuelgue en tu mente llenita de sueños
    En tus labios que saben a mundo
    Donde no pinta nada este viejo
    Modelaré las nubes con tu cara y hasta dios querrá robarlas pa' adornar su habitación
    Y bajaré a decirle al diablo que como te toque un pelo le parto el espinazo
    Pa' que sepas que siempre estaré cerca
    Que aunque tú no me veas estaré siempre a tu vera
    Me saqué de la manga pa' ti una flor y un cuento chino
    Y le silbé melodías canallas a tu inocente corazón
    Y te pienso enredar con canciones el pelo
    Para que cuando estés despeinada
    Me veas a mí en el espejo
    Sonriendo orgulloso de ver un trocito
    De mi alma brillando en tus labios
    Donde no pinta nada este anciano
  5. Si preguntaste, si averiguaste por mí
    Ahora estoy mejor que nunca
    Que es mejor solo que mal acompañao'
    Ahora cojo menos lucha
    Voy a seguir cantando
    Producciendo, viendo la vida a color
    Voy a seguir siendo Jako, el inmortal
    Hasta que se seque el malecón
    Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
    No puede dar por eso, porque así no funciona
    Aquí lo que vale es estar en zona
    No es tan difícil, piensa y razona
    Ahora toma, toma, toma, toma
    Otra vez, que te dejo con la mano al aire
    Otra vez, para que te lo goces y lo baile
    Otra vez, al derecho y al reves
    A la una, a las dos y a las tres
    Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
    (Ah, ah, ah, ah) Hasta que se seque el malecón
  6. Its complicated, it always is
    That's just the way it goes
    Feels like the way it is so long for this
    I wonder if it shows
    And under water now i can breath
    It never felt so good
    Cause i can feel it coming over me
    I wouldn't stop it if i could
    When love takes over yeaaah
    You know you can't deny
    When love takes over yeaaah
    'Cause something's here tonight
    Give me a reason I gotta know
    Do you feel it too?
    Cant you see me here on overload
    And this time I blame you
    Hmm looking out for you to hold my hand
    It feels like I could fall
    Now love me right, like I know you can
    We could lose it all
    When love takes over yeaaah
    You know you can't deny
    When love takes over yeaaah
    Cause something's here tonight
    I'll be loving all the time, it's true
    Cause I want to make it right with you
    When love takes over, when love takes over
    When love takes over, when love takes over ...
    Over, over, over ...
  7. ¿Cómo te llamas, baby?
    Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mí
    Dile a tus amigas que andamo' ready
    Esto lo seguimo' en el after party
    ¿Cómo te llamas, baby?
    Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mí
    Dile a tus amigas que andamo' ready (¡Sube!)
    Esto lo seguimo' en el after party
    Con calma, yo quiero ver cómo ella lo menea
    Mueve ese poom-poom, girl
    Es un asesina, cuando baila quiere que to' el mundo la vea
    I like your poom-poom, girl (Sube, sube)
    Con calma, yo quiero ver cómo ella lo menea
    Mueve ese poom-poom, girl
    Tiene adrenalina, en medio 'e la pista, vente, hazme lo que sea
    I like your poom-poom, girl (¡Hey!)
    Ya vi que estás solita, acompáñame
    La noche es de nosotros, tú lo sabe' (You know)
    Que ganas me dan-dan-dan
    De guayarte, mami, ese ram-pam-pam, yeah
    Esa criminal como lo mueve e' un delito (Oh)
    Tengo que arrestarte, porque empiezo y no me quito (Eh)
    Tienes criminality, pero te doy fatality
    Vívete la película, flotando en mi gravity
    Daddy pone las regla', tiene' que obedecer
    Mami, no tiene pausa, ¿qué e' lo que vas a hacer?
    Échale, échale, échale pa'trás
    Échale, échale, pa'lante y pa'trás (Eh, ey-ey-ey)
  8. Pretty woman walkin' down the street
    Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
    Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth
    No one could look as good as you
    Mercy
    Pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
    Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
    Pretty woman, that you look lovely as can be
    Are you lonely just like me?
    Grrrow
    Pretty woman, stop awhile
    Pretty woman, talk awhile
    Pretty woman, give your smile to me
    Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Pretty woman, look my way
    Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me
    'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right
    Come with me, baby, be mine tonight
    Pretty woman, don't walk on by
    Pretty woman, don't make me cry
    Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey
    Okay
    If that's the way it must be, okay
    I guess I'll go on home, it's late
    There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
    What do I see?
    Is she walkin' back to me?
    Yeah, she's walkin' back to me
    Oh, oh, pretty woman
  9. VIERNEEEEEEEEES :->
    HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y RECORDAD ODIAR FUERTE A @Amperobonus POR SU LUNES LIBRE :->



    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:
  10. You and I in a little toy shop
    Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
    Set them free at the break of dawn
    Til one by one, they were gone
    Back at base bugs in the software
    Flash the message, something's out there
    Floating in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 red balloons
    Floating in the summer sky
    Panic bells it's red alert
    There's something here from somewhere else
    The war machine springs to life
    Opens up one eager eye
    Focusing it on the sky Where 99 red balloons go by

    99 Decision street
    99 ministers meet
    To worry, worry, super scurry
    Call the troops out in a hurry
    This is what we've waited for
    This is it boys, this is war
    The president is on the line
    As 99 red balloons go by

    99 knights of the air
    Ride super high tech jet fighters
    Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk
    With orders to identify
    To clarify, and classify
    Scramble in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 dreams I have had In every one a red balloon
    It's all over and I'm standing pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenir
    Just to prove the world was here
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you, and let it go
  11. @OniNoNeko_Levossian Lo único que estaba centralizado en @ElPerroSeLlamabaMisTetas eran los penes del mundo.
    @ElCuñadoDelHacker @Zoidborg
  12. @Amperobonus Toma, @Chiquivigo, aquí te dejo el acta: :peineta:
    @Patxi_ Haz también la cena.
    @Senaibur Tú no hagas nada, contento me tienes... ¡Yuyu!
  13. Another head hangs lowly
    Child is slowly taken
    And the violence caused such silence
    Who are we mistaken?

    But you see, it's not me
    It's not my family
    In your head, in your head, they are fighting
    With their tanks and their bombs
    And their bombs, and their guns
    In your head, in your head they are crying

    In your head, in your head
    Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
    What's in your head, in your head
    Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh

    Du, du, du, du
    Du, du, du, du
    Du, du, du, du
    Du, du, du, du

    Another mother's breaking heart is taking over
    When the violence causes silence
    We must be mistaken

    It's the same old theme
    Since nineteen-sixteen
    In your head, in your head, they're still fighting
    With their tanks and their bombs
    And their bombs, and their guns
    In your head, in your head, they are dying
  14. @ElenaTripillas Es gloriosa, con vídeo incluso mejor xD
  15. Ha llega'o del Aliexpress un paquete mu' grande
    Directo desde china sin pagar los portes
    En la caja en rojo está escrito su nombre
    Yoni el Robot articulado obediente
    Le meto por el culo seis pilas de las grandes
    Se le encienden los ojos y me dice: "hola, ¿qué hace?"
    Le digo: "Yoni, ¿tú sabe' hacerte' pimientos?"
    Me dice: "claro, primo, me han programa'o pa eso"
    Yoni, Yoni que cosa más apañá
    Contigo estoy sevío ya no necesito na'
    Viene con to' los avíos
    Es que eres mu' socorrío
    Si lo llamo allí está el tío
    Yoni, ven pa'cá
    Ponme una de melva, ponme una de ca
    To' lo que me pone, me pone fenomená'
    Yoni, mamona, ¿tú pa ti no quiere' na'?
    Qué va, primo to' pa ti, yo solo electricidad
    Venga, Yoni, vete por pimientos
    En cinco minutos lo tengo
    Oye, Yoni, falta hierbabuena
    Pide por esa boca que pa' eso me entrenan
    Venga, Yoni, tráete medio pollo
    ¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
    Oye, Yoni, de postre manzanita
    Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita
    Tengo a mi amigo Yoni, no me hace falta nadie
    Es de la marca Sony, es más bueno que una madre
    Siempre listo atento a mis necesidades
    Solo me arrepiento de no haberlo pilla'o antes
  16. Your blades are sharpened with precision (precision)
    Flashing your favorite point of view (point of view)
    I know you're waiting in the distance (distance)
    Just like you always do, just like you always do

    Already pulling me in
    Already under my skin
    And I know exactly how this ends, I

    Let you cut me open just to watch me bleed
    Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be
    Don't know why I'm hoping for what I won't receive
    Falling for the promise of the emptiness machine
    The emptiness machine

    Going around like a revolver (like a revolver)
    It's been decided how we lose (how we lose)
    'Cause there's a fire under the altar (the altar)
    I keep on lying to, I keep on lying to

    Already pulling me in
    Already under my skin
    And I know exactly how this ends, I

    Let you cut me open just to watch me bleed
    Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be
    Don't know why I'm hoping for what I won't receive
    Falling for the promise of the emptiness machine

    I only wanted to be part of something
    I only wanted to be part of, part of
    I only wanted to be part of something
    I only wanted to be part of, part of
    I only wanted to be part of something
    I only wanted to be part
  17. Hoy, hoy he vuelto
    Hoy he vuelto a soñar
    A soñar con ella
    Es mi fiel compañera
    La que me da y me quita
    Alegrías y penas
    Qué, qué culpa tengo yo
    De haberme enamorado
    De una botella
    Hoy, hoy he vuelto
    Hoy he vuelto a soñar
    A soñar con ella
    Es mi fiel compañera
    La que me da y me quita
    Alegrías y penas
    Qué, qué culpa tengo yo
    De haberme enamorado
    De una botella
    Hoy, hoy he vuelto
    Hoy he vuelto a soñar
    A soñar con ella
    Es mi fiel compañera
    La que me da y me quita
    Alegrías y penas
    Qué, qué culpa tengo yo
    De haberme enamorado
    De una botella
  18. VIERNEEEEEEEEEES :->
    HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y COMED MUCHA FIBRA :->



    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:
  19. Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
    Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
    Give him two lips like roses and clover
    Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
    Sandman, I'm so alone
    Don't have nobody to call my own
    Please turn on your magic beam
    Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

    Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
    Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
    Give him the word that I'm not a rover
    Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
    Sandman, I'm so alone
    Don't have nobody to call my own
    Please turn on your magic beam
    Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

    Mr. Sandman (Yes?) bring us a dream
    Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
    Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
    And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
    Mr Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)
    Would be so peachy before we're too old
    So please turn on your magic beam
    Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
    Mr Sandman, bring us a dream
  20. I know a girl who's soft and sweet
    She's so fine, she can't be beat
    Got everything that I desire
    Sets the summer sun on fire

    I want Candy, I want Candy

    Go to see her with her hair hung down
    Ain't no finer girl in town
    Candy's just what the doctor ordered
    She's so sweet, she makes my mouth water

    I want Candy, I want Candy (3 times)

    Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
    But I like Candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
    Some day soon I'll make her mine
    Then I'll have Candy all the time

    I want Candy, I want Candy
  21. Come on, hold my hand
    I wanna contact the living
    Not sure I understand
    This role I've been given

    I sit and talk to God
    And He just laughs at my plans
    My head speaks a language
    I don't understand

    I just wanna feel real love
    Feel the home that I live in
    'Cause I got too much life
    Running through my veins
    Going to waste

    I don't wanna die
    But I ain't keen on living either
    Before I fall in love
    I'm preparing to leave her

    Scare myself to death
    That's why I keep on running
    Before I've arrived
    I can see myself coming

    I just wanna feel real love
    Feel the home that I live in
    'Cause I got too much life
    Running through my veins
    Going to waste

    And I need to feel real love
    And a life ever after
    I cannot get enough

    I just wanna feel real love
    Feel the home that I live in
    I got too much love
    Running through my veins
    To go to waste

    I just wanna feel real love
    And a life ever after
    There's a hole in my soul
    You can see it in my face
    It's a real big place
  22. You say our love is like dynamite
    Open your eyes, cause it's like fire and ice
    Well you're killing me, your love's a guillotine
    Why don't you just set me free?

    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love

    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love

    Run to the hills, we're both sinners and saints
    Not a woman, but a whore, I can just taste the hate
    Well, now I'm killing you, watch your face turning blue
    Not yet a man, just a punk in the streets

    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fal in love to fall in love

    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love too young
    Too young to fall in love
  23. Na-na-na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na-na

    I guess I just lost my husband
    I don't know where he went
    So I'm gonna drink my money
    I'm not gonna pay his rent (nope)

    I got a brand new attitude
    And I'm gonna wear it tonight
    I wanna get in trouble
    I wanna start a fight

    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    I wanna start a fight
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    I wanna start a fight!

    So, so what?
    I'm still a rockstar
    I got my rock moves
    And I don't need you

    And guess what?
    I'm having more fun
    And now that we're done
    I'm gonna show you tonight
    I'm alright
    I'm just fine
    And you're a tool

    So, so what?
    I am a rockstar
    I got my rock moves
    And I don't want you tonight

    (Uh, check my flow, uh)

    The waiter just took my table
    And gave it to Jessica Simps (shit)
    I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
    At least he'll know how to hit (oops)

    What if this song's on the radio?
    Then somebody's gonna die
    I'm gonna get in trouble
    My ex will start a fight

    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    He's gonna start a fight
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    We're all gonna get in a fight!

    So, so what?
    I'm still a rockstar
    I got my rock moves
    And I don't need you

    And guess what?
    I'm having more fun
    And now that we're done
    I'm gonna show you tonight
  24. JUERNEEEEEEEEES :->
    HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y EMBORRACHARSE LO JUSTICO :->



    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:

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